With the likes of me

Stuart Watkins

Eatin’ wheat thins

Drinkin’ white wine

Don’t make a hill-o-beans

Jus’ killin’ time

Wife done left me

Done it a dozen times

Always comes runnin’ back

Boyfriend won’t worth the time

Strummin’ on a guitar

Singing songs off key

Drinkin’ whiskey and rye

Don’t give a hoot ‘bout her or me

Yeah, she done left me

Time and time again,

But, truth be told

I been better than him or him

Yeah, I takes her back

Ain’t no fool you see

She a far sight better

With the likes of me.