There’s a Hole in the Bucket

Three men hard at work

Stuart Watkins

There’s rain damage from the last Monsoon

Well fix it, dear husband, fix it

Insurance won’t cover it, I found out at noon

Rain will come again so open your wallet

Four bids received; all about the same

Who can take care of it before the rains return

One company only does the whole roof, what a shame

Another is too busy to and won’t call us again

Insurance would cover if the tiles were ripped off

Ceiling damage from water is not on us

Seems strange that wind damage was not enough

At least the ceiling will cause us no fuss

So, homeowners be quite aware

If your home is twenty years or older

And by my testimony I can swear

Roof leaks insurance will not cover