The Continuing Series of a License to Laugh

Mary Jo Bellner Swartzberg

Yet again, a manifold of vanity licenses has been spotted in and around our area. Is there no end to the cleverness of people? I think that you will agree that some of these are just amazing! Enjoy!

BENJI2: The occupant of the car must own a second Benji dog in the household!

BASHY: A very overt way to describe oneself, however shyly.

XRA TEK: Don’t you love career-referencing licenses?

PCIMSTL: Took a while to get this one. Any guesses?

6OLFR: A very clever way to show one’s interest in life.

LONGPRO: Of course, this was seen on a realtor’s car.

MYFOX: Enjoyed this, which was on the back of a nice red sports car.

JAG 48: But this one was seen on a higher-end sports car!

AZCAJUN: Perhaps this person is a transplant from New Orleans?

RHYBRD: Yes, this is probably a baker! Or the person owns a deli?

TEE CHER: Not sure. What do you think this person does?

LA PASTA: I wish I knew the person’s last name!

PAP ROXX: This has to be a former ‘80s rocker.

WILDCTS: Go University of Arizona Cats!

GODSGD: A beautiful way to share a thought.

MBA9c9a: Do you suppose that this license bears the grades achieved to get the MBA?

ZERONE: Seen on an Arizona Science Center car.

MOTLEY: As in Crüe?

MIN8TV: Seen on a large SUV. Hmmm, perhaps a news reporter’s car?

BEEF: On the back of a huge flatbed truck.

4x4PAWS: Meaning 16 domestic animals at home?

NITEFAL: Perhaps this person works at a planetarium.

HYK4FN: We know what this guy does!

ESL829: Por supuesto! Has to be a teacher of English as a second language in this car.

KNOTCSN: Do you suppose that this car belongs to a representative from the Tucson Chamber of Commerce?

ONEK2GO: Surely a marathon runner’s license plate.

WLDLF: An outdoors person for sure.

GHOSTV: There are several programs called Ghosts on television. Obviously, this person is a fan of them!

WHNP: Finally, this license plate. I spoke to the woman who had this license plate on her SUV. We were both in the Trader Joe’s parking lot. She worked as a women’s health nurse practitioner for 18 years. She has the right to bear this vanity plate. Don’t you agree?