A License To Laugh—Redux

Mary Jo Bellner Swartzberg

Egads! Vanity license plates abound within our community and beyond! Here are some license plate “topics” that you might enjoy:

KIKSCAR: Is it a Nissan 2023 tiny SUV or a Beach Boys reference to Fun, Fun, Fun (Till Her Daddy Took Her T-Bird Away)?

BEECH: Goes with the Beach Boys, huh?

DIRTYPOOL: License on a pool cleaning company truck!

KIDZCAR: Definitely a carpooling mother

CRITTRZ: This person must have many pets!

PIZANO: Could this person possibly be from Italy?

GIMP: This could be an image-editing program for graphic designers/photographers or scientists.

CHEFETTE: A woman chef, of course

WERDONE: She must be fed up with him.

WTPOOH: AWWWW! So, where’s Piglet?

BIOGIRL: Found out that this is a relatively new program to end the self-esteem crisis in adolescent girls. Seven to ten girls experience an increase in self-esteem, as well as a decrease in anxiety.

BPFLATT: Must be a musician!

JAGBIRD: License on a red Jaguar

MAMACAR: Another carpooling mother?

ALOA2U: Ocean, sand, and leis!

PT1975: Thank you for serving …

BOYS123: That makes a nice family of five!

UNMUTED: Of course, this person speaks his/her mind.

KANSASCAR: How about those Chiefs?

NICEAZ: This was on a red Corvette, no less.

RKTSHP: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road person

STONESILENT: Is the person bashful or shy?

2PUGMOM: Let’s guess. She has two dogs?

PEEKABO: Reminds us of a childhood game, doesn’t it?

MYFNCAT: A feline person for sure

MEEOWS: Ditto!

WEEDCO5: License on a lawn service company truck

PFLIP: A Disney pet dog from 1947 or perhaps a gymnast? What is your best guess?

ROW267: Either a seating location for a concert or the number on the T-shirt of a rower in college

Send me your best guesses about these license plates and, also, any others you would like me to share in a future article to [email protected].