Mary Jo Bellner Swartzberg
Gift wish list options for the season this year—perhaps some of these might be on your holiday gift list, including:
• An unlimited gift card from AJ’s Fine Foods (free delivery);
• A certificate of guarantee that you will no longer receive robocalls on your cell phone;
• A worker bee who will come to your home, free of charge, to spread Weed No More on your property for a year;
• A complimentary subscription to a streaming service that includes 1,000 movie and TV options;
• A complimentary 24-7 electronics technician for the year 2025, renewable for 2026 for only $25;
• Twenty-four bottles of No Weight Gain serum to drink in 2025;
• A free nanny for a year for your young grandchildren;
• An Uber certificate which allows unlimited transportation, seven days a week, within a 100-mile radius;
• Free legal advice for 2025 from the legal firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe;
• An all-inclusive $50,000 gift card for a new roof in 2025;
• A $10,000 shopping card from the Neiman Marcus store in Scottsdale (free shipping for the year);
• A Renewal by Anderson certificate for up to $50,000 to replace all of the windows and the glass sliders in your home;
• A cell phone number to call for complimentary golf, tennis, or pickleball lessons during 2025 (you must give a 24-hour notice);
• A debit card for About Faces Cosmetic Surgery for up to $100,000;
• A 12-month agreement for an exercise class with exercise guru Ben Dover;
• A $75,000 donation to your favorite charity each year for five years;
• A gift card for 50 of your family members or close friends to spend a three-day weekend at the Arizona Inn—includes three meals a day and the use of the spa; and
• A 100% guarantee that the year 2025 will be less fractious and more peaceful than 2024.