A License to Laugh

Mary Jo Bellner Swartzberg

Okay, get ready for some clever, imaginative, innovative, ingenious, artful, and intelligent saying/word references on license plates.

CHAOTIC: Seen on a late model, bright red Cadillac. But why? In reference to the state of our world?

WOWCWGL: Holy cow! And EEE-HAH! Seen on a flatbed truck driven by a horse woman.

EYEONE: An ophthalmologist or an optometrist drives this car. Would the second car be EYETWO?

GOLFRAZ: I am guessing that the sport for the occupant is not pickleball!

MNIZONA: Yah. Sure. You betcha!

SUV4US: Let me guess. Their second car is also an SUV?

BMW: No surprise. Found on the back of a BMW!

YODA09: The greatest teacher, failure is. Yoda, Star Wars.

WDNGPLNR: How clever for a quasi-free advertisement!

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SO 4CHN8: Perhaps a lottery winner?

DUUUDE: Ayyy! (Fonzie, Happy Days)

GONA B L8: How many of you can identify with this saying?

4EVERL8: Ditto from the above.

O YEAHH: From the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off!

IH8PEAS: For me, I could say this about peaches!

TKT PLZ: See on the back of a red Porsche.

LFT MY (heart): Seen on the back of a car from San Francisco.

WEHVFUN: I am sure that the occupants in this car do just that!

NOT POOR: Seen on a Palm Desert license plate. The height of pomposity!

OGROWUP: Creates a great laugh when seen from another vehicle.

IOU DAD: A recent college graduate, perhaps.

ILV2EAT: This has to be on a chef’s car!

BUTUGLY: Great sense of humor, I’m sure.

BOOK EM: From Hawaii Five-O. Thank you, Danno!

VERDICT: I rest my case, counselor.

OVR D EDGE: Someone who likes extreme sports. Or how we all feel during the holidays.