Stuart Watkins
Eatin’ wheat thins
Drinkin’ white wine
Don’t make a hill-o-beans
Jus’ killin’ time
Wife done left me
Done it a dozen times
Always comes runnin’ back
Boyfriend won’t worth the time
Strummin’ on a guitar
Singing songs off key
Drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Don’t give a hoot ‘bout her or me
Yeah, she done left me
Time and time again,
But, truth be told
I been better than him or him
Yeah, I takes her back
Ain’t no fool you see
She a far sight better
With the likes of me.